Would You Marry Again? - Priceless
 
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over 
at him and asks that dreaded question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" 


WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." 


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) 


HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) 


WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.." 


WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" 


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." 


WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" 


HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." 


WIFE: "Would you take her riding with you?”
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my bike?
HUSBAND: "No, she's got her own." 


WIFE: -- silence -- 


HUSBAND:  "Damn..."

oops!!

So Busted!

Damn...sounds a little too familiar! Thanks, Edge....Buahaahaaahaaaa, it was still funny, tho...

Ride Free
Tweek

Yeah Tweek, sometimes the funniest things hit closest to home!

that is what makes them so funny

Wonder if he heard the hammer drop before the slug hit him ????

LMFAO busted!

Interrogation is sooooo under-rated ........HILARIOUS!! HAHA!! thanks!

Funny how a trap can appear.
Two questions I NEVER answer. Just Mute Silence
Would you remarry?
Do these pants make my butt look fat?

Just say no brother, just say no...

LOL Thank You I needed that today!!