A ranchhand is checking the fences and radios his boss.He says" boss I got a problem ,I hit a pig and it's stuck in the bull bars. What should I do? "            The boss says" in the back of the pickup is a shotgun  shoot the pig and then drag it out to the bushes".About 10 minutes later he radios back.The ranchhand says" I did what you told me". The boss said" so what's the problem."      "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."

LOL