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Tweek wrote 4 months ago, Modified 4 months ago Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna **** around?" Have a safe and blessed weekend... Ride Free Tweek  |
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Jimmyacorn wrote 4 months ago And as two other golfers follow, one turns to the other and says, "Who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?" The other golfer says, "Oh no, he IS Jesus Christ. But he thinks he's Tiger Woods". Peace ______________________ Red Hair and Black LeatherMy Favorite Color Scheme |
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Jimmyacorn wrote 4 months ago Oh Yeah, good mornig Tweet ______________________ Red Hair and Black LeatherMy Favorite Color Scheme |
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Bikermedic wrote 4 months ago Both are Perfect!! Thanks Guys! ______________________ Live Free, Ride Hard and Have Fun on your Run!!!
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Tweek wrote 4 months ago Buahaahaaahaaa! Great follow thru, Jimmy! Ride Free Tweek |
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LolaMagdaleneScott wrote 3 months ago nice come back Jimmy..that was just as funny as the joke..... ______________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."— Dr. Seuss |
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BaggerBill wrote 3 months ago Great joke...Great comeback! |
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blurplebuzz wrote 3 months ago Good one :) ______________________ I aint here for a long time, I'm here for a good time
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Chaz wrote 3 months ago Thanks for both a good chuckle is always welcome. ______________________ Chaz
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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Edgewalker54 wrote 3 months ago Oh Tweek... Actually, i laughed at this... while shaking my head. And Jimmy, that is a great comeback line... ______________________ |
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afeistyredhead wrote 3 months ago Lol! Funny 2 times! |
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