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Stewardess...or Flight Attendant???On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"
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LMAO Tweek (o: ______________________ |
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I wanna be a pilot !!!!! ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
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You are so bad... ______________________ |
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I had to sent this one to FaceBook. Thanks. |
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hahahaha...nice...yea, i would be THAT passenger........ ______________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."— Dr. Seuss |
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HAHAHAHA and I would probably be the pilot!!! |
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;-) LOL!! |
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I must be traveling on the wrong airlines. ______________________ Chaz
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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Nice, got to love those dah moments! |
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LOL really like this one thanks for sharing Tweek ; ) ______________________ I aint here for a long time, I'm here for a good time |
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haha, that would have been funny... |
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