Sorry guys...just had to do it.  This s--t is too funny. Think of it like a work performance appraisal...

Penis Appraisal
 
Description: Some things are just never satisfied!!

I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:-
 
* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do
* I do not get weekends off, nor public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I do not get paid overtime
* I work in dark, poorly ventilated conditions
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

MANAGEMENT RESPONSE:

Dear Penis,

After considering your request and assessing the arguments raised, the
administration rejects your request for the following reasons:-

* You do not work 8 hrs straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position and often stray into other areas
* You do not take initiative and have to be pressured and stimulated to start working
* You leave the worksite rather messy at the end of your shift
* You often fail to observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
* You will retire well before reaching 65
* You are unable to work double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before completing the job
* And as if that were not all, you have been observed entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Please, don't hold it against me....

Ride Free 
Tweek

Funny!

finally!!!..some one hit it on the head...hahahahahahahaha.......

hilarious!

Tweek you got too much time on ur hands ; ) LOL

    I actually have this from a few years ago in my 'humor file' ~ management's response TOO FUNNY!!

FUNNY! Thanks Tweek

Oh don't apologize Tweek... I've heard these arguments before... It's like talking to a brick wall, a concrete tube, a steel pipe.... Oh well, I just muddle along, skirting the
Edge