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Getting rid of fears !!
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BlvdCruiser wrote 5 months ago EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.
SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
"I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it," I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!
A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup."
"Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
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SportsterCat wrote 5 months ago LOL Thanks for the laugh..........I needed it today!! |
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Happy Hour is sooo underrated! Always have time for 'group therapy' with friends and friends to be, thanks for making my day! :() |
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RexTheRoadDog wrote 5 months ago Simple solutions are often the best. ______________________
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LolaMagdaleneScott wrote 5 months ago oh that was funny!!!!...gotta love bartenders, they give the greatest advise. ______________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."— Dr. Seuss |
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DebraJo wrote 5 months ago we always seem to over think thing, and then there are the bartenders that just don't have time to do the over thinking thing.. lol ______________________  |
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Edgewalker54 wrote 5 months ago ive always thpught of a twelve pak as a support group! ______________________ |
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blurplebuzz wrote 5 months ago LOL good one!!! gotta love a good bartender worth their weight in gold ! ______________________ I aint here for a long time, I'm here for a good time
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BOOF wrote 5 months ago And that kids is why I'm such a bloody well balanced young bloke....Cheers Boof |
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Lucky wrote 5 months ago I always check with my bartender before seeking any medical advice!!!!! ______________________
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Olenorthpole wrote 5 months ago A bartender is a pharmacist, just has a limited inventory. |
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chocmintz wrote 5 months ago It's also good advice for folk like me with short legs lol (o: ______________________  Hugs and smiles are the best gifts - free but worth their weight in gold |
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