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New Biker 10 Commandments 1) WE DO NOT HOLD! (purses, beers, coats and other peoples shit, etc.)
3) NO FREE RIDES! (some type of payment is expected) 4) ALWAYS AVOID ASSHOLES AND PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS! (red necks in big trucks, 18 wheelers, and don’t get cut-off by sleds, fences, and holes larger than thy front tire) 5) HOLD NO OTHER BIKE HOLY OTHER THAN THY HARLEY-DAVIDSON! (You may wave at riders of rice burners, however you must help a “brother” in need) 6) BE KIND TO OLD PEOPLE, CHILDREN AND ANIMALS! (also don’t litter and “Don’t mess with Texas” remember the Guadalupe River Flood in October l998, water rights are free to everyone, not just land owners) 7) HONOR THY FODDER AND MUDDER AND TO THY OWN SELF BE TRUE! 8) ACCEPT THAT THERE IS A “HIGHER POWER” THAN OURSELVES! (and He rules. Ask Him to “show you the way” to serve Him every day of your life) 9) DO NOT STEAL, LIE OR KILL! (except if hungry, answering your old lady or fighting) 10) HONOR THY BROTHERS AND YOUR COLORS! (Our Colors Don’t Run) |
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11. ignore all of the above if the cops are chasing ya.. "save thy skin and dissapear into the distance" ______________________ The best arguement against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter |
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Extreme...i like those laws...really righteous....what say you,dragon? ______________________ |
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______________________ Hollywood
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When Angel Eyes says..." I think it's going to rain we need to head back"......Never, Never, Never say....Bull shit it's not going to rain, give me another beer, because when Angel Eyes looks like KISS with her make-up driping off her chin......thy Dragon will sleep in thy Garage that night!!!!.........Never said I was a Weather Man! Dragon ______________________ |
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nightdragon wrote...
When Angel Eyes says..." I think it's going to rain we need to head back"......Never, Never, Never say....Bull shit it's not going to rain, give me another beer, because when Angel Eyes looks like KISS with her make-up driping off her chin......thy Dragon will sleep in thy Garage that night!!!!.........Never said I was a Weather Man!Dragon And that, my friend, is an example of the trump status of Ovarian Logic.......which a wise man will heed if your drinkin' and she is not.... |
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12. If in doubt, knock 'em out! ______________________ It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not! |
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Those are some commandments I can live with... |
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hambone wrote...
Those are some commandments I can live with...See also... http://www.cyclefish.com/hambone/blog/84/ |
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