In stead of getting a christmas tree you ride your bike into the living room and decorate it like a tree,   You might be a biker.  
If your roll away tool box doubles as your tv stand in the living room you might be a biker+


if you use old derby covers for ash trays  you might be a biker
if you know how to adjust your points with a match book  you might be a biker
If your belt is made from the chain you just replaced on your bike  you might be a biker
if you know how to cook ham and eggs on your rocker covers  you might be a biker
If you ride to trailer week  you might be a biker     (I call Sturgies trailer week for those that wonder)


If your idea of doing laundry is putting your clothes on soaping up and riding in the rain until your clean  you might be a biker.
 If you dry your clothes by taking them off tieing them to your bike and riding until they are dry Dude you are a biker

Well at least I didn't ride it in the house.  But it was the full extent of our outdoor decorations that year!

Bet you had to wear shades just to ride. reminds me when I use to work on cop bike with all the lights.
I loved doing test rides on cop bikes. I would hit the sirens and took off. Everybody got out of the way then stared as I rode by like what the **** are you doing on that bike. People probably thought I stole by the way I was riding it. then again long hair and a beard didn't help either. I got back to the shop just grinning dam near laughing. everybody in the shop is like whats so funny. I looked at the bike for a few seconds and said absolutely nothing. later everybody knew.

Oh my Lucky!!.. Leatherhead, you are a character..!!!

I knew some of those guys back in Arizona. LOL!