A ten year old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"

 

"No!", said the boy, and he kept walking.

 

The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says "Hey kid, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"No!", said the boy and he proceeded down the street a little quicker.

 

The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."

 

At this point, the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so YOU ride it!"

Sounds like something my grandson would say.

omg ouch LOL!

Funny though! LOL!

Sounds like my smart azz kid. He always told me how ugly the family mini-van was, so when he turned 16 I gave it to him. funny he drove the ugly thing.

Now that is funny Jump!

Been riding Hd for a number of years. If I came home with any other brand of bike .Its the first thing my wife would say. The second would be "Get that crap out of here...."

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