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Why Men Are Never Depressed!
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Mo wrote over 3 years ago WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.  |
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There's just no way to can compare shaving yer armpit to wielding a doubledged razor around your mouth! Not to mention how many times the missus wants to carry on a conversation whilst I'm trying my best not to remove a section of my lip or at the least, end up needing stitches! Granted I can trim my toenails with a set of wiredikes and nobody is the wiser. Yeah, it's either Tennis Shoes or Riding Boots. But, did ya ever think about all the "Crap" we do to Placate you females, that we wouldn't do if we didn't want you around? Yes MO, we may belch an fart and scratch ourselves at the worst times but, it's just a "Guy Thing"..... I've seen some gals do some pretty humorous stuff when they thought nobody was able to see..... Notice I said humorous and not gross or nasty... Although some would've said gross or nasty or vulgar... Cause they were things a guy woulda done!!! Thanks MO for thinking about US. That's why some women have dogs. (they're easier to train) |
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RexTheRoadDog wrote over 3 years ago WOW ______________________
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Suzithetailor wrote about 1 year ago Funny though! Loved it. LOL! |
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well ~ sarge, i guess it's like this... they rub their eyes in the morning 'cause they don't have any ba..s to scratch... OOORAH!!! :-) |
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