And we know you're a poser if...

 

• You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth. 
• You spend more time shining your bike than riding it. 
• You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you. 
• You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady. 
• You take your bike into the shop for oil changes. 
• Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding. 
• You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte. 
• You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself. 
• Your saddle bags say "Gucci". 
• You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags. 
• Your tattoos wash off. 
• You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home. 
• You won't ride down a gravel road. 
• You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels. 
• You only ride on weekends, when you can. 
• You never ride to work. 
• All your leathers match. 
• There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers. 
• You don't own a rain suit. 
• You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable. 
• You've never had to replace a worn out tire. 
• You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn. 
• You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection. 
• You ride a Ducati. 
• Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.
   

lol that is funny (im such a poser right now), i need 2 hurry up and get my bike lol.

What does it make me if I only qualify for ONE of the items on that list?

Guess I must be a poser... my leathers match..all black & I don't own a rain suit..leather dries just fine at 70!!

Poser.. that's funny! I think it forgot to mention something about cell phones, watches and road trips!

I have to agree with Wildbill,, leather dries pretty fast!

I gotta a rain suit cause leather does not dry well @ 40 degrees!

I WOULD LIKE TO ADD ONE....IF YOU BY A BIKE AT YOUR LOCAL DEALERSHIP AND HAVE TO HAVE IT PUT ON A TRAILER TO GET IT HOME, YOU MAY BE A POSER.

my rain suit is a heavy denim shirt and a few do rags. cause leather shrinks when it gets wet and i am getting older and fatter!

hey, hey , hey, I havent been able to get all that gear yet. I prefer the term old school, lol.

Love that description seeing as love swallowing bugs and never rode a Ducati may be hope for me as not being a poser... :)

HEY LUCKY!!!
My second bike was a DUC....

ahhh man ya'll never told me I could spit the bugs out . If I start now can I still be a poser ? Can I ? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeassssssse

LMAO

funny! i saw a rider here with a yamaha v-star painted up vintage indian with all the proper stickers, he license plate said "poser". is self outing an option?

Don't think I'm a poser but I DO NOT eat bugs. I will let them hang out in my beard though. It really freaks out waitresses

I agree with most of this but my father taught me to ride on a old Ducati and an experienced rider should be able to tell which state he is riding in by the taste of the bugs! :D

Hey, I don't know if I'm one but I can learn!!! ha ha

How about counting 48 deer on the ride home at night in 20 miles ? :) PS from the bar

HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND OUT THE BACK IN THE STORAGE CUPBOARD..CHEERS BOOF

Good One now I understand Webby