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Vampire & Bar Tender

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A Vampire walks into a bar and sits down,
Bar Tender ask's what will it be?
Vampire answers well i would like a glass of Hot Water..
Bar Tender all puzzled ask's, "I though Vampires only Drink Blood"?
Vampire says thats true, but im not feeling.
Bar Tender and how is hot water going to help a Vampire?
Vampire says, "well i have a couple of used Tampons and a few old bandaids,
And i want to make some Tea.......

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bad...so, so bad.......and that ladies and gentlemen is why i drink coffee.....

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Funny, yet bad... gonna make some tea.... oooohhhhh..... hahahaaa... ok i'm done...

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That's just wrong.... lol

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And to think, right up til now, I thought Vampire's were s-e-x-y. Ewwweeee! Oh...the...visual...

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