A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend in a hotle in the Thia resort of Phuket.

After having great sex,she spends the next hour rubbing his testicles-something she loved to do.

As he was enjoying it he turned and asked her,
" why do you love doing that?"
"Because," she replies." I really miss mine."

lol hoss

LMAO...that is just not right!

OH YUCK!!!! Makes me wanna PUKE! Good joke though....

Ron.
Lots of people go there for plastic surgery.

Wrong on SO many levels !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good joke, makes me cringe a little, but good joke

lmao!!! awesome!

that is messed up, funny, but messed up!

In 1973 I was at Subbase Pearl Harbor for some temporary duty, and in our off time a few of us ended up in Pearl City at one of the local drinking establishments. A friend I was with became quite enamored with the lady he was with and became fairly intimate there in the bar. Suddenly, he jumped up and yelled," She's got balls!" Needless to say we left quite quickly. When we got back to the Philippines He started the habit of saying "excuse me" to the girls he just met and grabbing her crotch in the bars.

ok.. coffee all over the keyboard thanks Hoss.. but thats a good one

pmsl,lol

freightrain.. If ya remember, "Crocodile Dundee" did the same after meeting one of those "ladies"!!!! Hoss, if He/She missed them that much, He/She should've had them put'em in a Jar to GO! That ain't Plastic Surgery, that's Screwing with Mother Nature! Again.... YUCK!!!

A lot of guys I know did the same thing when in the Philipines... Saved a lot of trouble later a few times. Those Billy Boys could look pretty good, especially after a few drinks.

In Thailand thoses people are called Katoys (maybe not spelled right but how you would pronounce it)
Dragon

This may leave a stain......

Very close friend was a helo minigunner on a night Hunter Killer team called Nighthawks. 1/1 Cav in I Corp in the '70 to '72 timeframe, I believe. Their method was to fly blacked out and when a target of opportunity arose, they would hit them with the big Xenon Spotlight and then Russ would light em up with the minigun. They hated full moons because it made them visible for ground fire, so they liked the song Bad Moon Rising for it's relevance to their moonlit missions...but I digress.....

One night they popped over some trees and jumped a campfire surrounded by the local inhabitants of ill repute, AK's laying next to them as they squatted near the fire. Hit 'em with the light and Russ lit em up.

Next evening, Russ went to his favorite bathhouse. He said he usually did the ball check as you guys have talked about, but the girl he was coupled with that night was visibly distraught and began to sob. So instead, he decided to forego the check and it worked out. Afterword, she began to really breakdown so he comforted her and asked what was wrong. She said "last night my father was killed........Big light come out of sky.........."

Damn now what's the chances of that
PS I like your new picture,,,,,smiling
Dragon

LADYBOY'S ,THAT'S WHAT WE CALL THEM .

can't see the problem my self !! ,lol

g my Brother sometimes you worry me, just a wee bit
Dragon