A man was riding his Harley along a California beach  when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in abooming voice, the Lord said,' Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'            
 
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the
supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust
several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives and girlfriends; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge? 

Even the good Lord knows better than to get into that mess

Amen

lol to funny

LMAO

Knew I saw this before...still funny

even the good lord knows when he stuffed up!

 

even the lord know's that would be the end of days.

There are SOME things even God wont tackle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!