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chywolf wrote over 2 years ago THE OLDER CROWD
A distraught senior citizen
Phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,'that the medication You prescribed has to be taken For the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence The senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'..'
An older gentleman was on the operating table Awaiting surgery that his son,A renowned surgeon, was to perform the operation. As he was going under the anesthesia, He spoke to his son, 'Don't be nervous, son; Do your best And just remember, If it doesn't go well, your mother is going to come and Live with you and your wife....' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aging: Eventually you will reach a point When you stop lying about your age And start bragging about it. --------------------------------- The older we get, The fewer things Seem worth waiting in line for. --------------------------------- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know 'why' I've traveled a long way And some of the roads weren't paved. ******************** When you are dissatisfied And would like to go back to youth, Think of Algebra. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging Is that it is such a nice change from being young. Being young is beautiful,but being old is comfortable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down. --------------------------------- Long ago When men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft... Today, it's called golf.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two old guys pushing their carts around Wal-Mart collided. The first old guy says 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence.. I'm looking for my wife, too..'
The first old guy says, 'Well, maybe I can help you find her.. What does she look like?' ' The second old guy says, 'Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, Blue eyes, Long legs, and is wearing short shorts.. What does your wife look like?' To which the first old guy says, 'Doesn't matter, let's look for yours.' ********************* |
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NightDragon wrote over 2 years ago Funny stuff......kind of hit's close to home Dragon ______________________ |
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badinfluence1968 wrote over 2 years ago the fourth one down, yea. ______________________ if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. |
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BMWToni wrote over 2 years ago Yep, many of them are becoming very true for me... |
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Olenorthpole wrote over 2 years ago Being young is beautiful,but being old is comfortable. True True True! I am approaching comfortable. |
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bullmoose wrote over 2 years ago, Modified over 2 years ago the older i get the more i refuse to grow up. Hell I going to be 58 this week and I still dont know shit about anything |
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Lucky wrote over 2 years ago Olenorthpole wrote...
Being young is beautiful,but being old is comfortable. True True True! I am approaching comfortable. Oh how true. Never thought I would see the day where it doesn't bother me to walk out to check the mail in my boxers and slippers with my hair sticking straight up. I love getting older. ______________________
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patrick wrote over 2 years ago i agree Lucky, i go to the front of our place at night in my BVD's and my wife say's'" nobody wants to see that ." and i say "Your right, but what do i care.","The kids are all gone i don't ahve to bump into them." |
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Dyna wrote over 2 years ago I was going to comment on this post but I can't rem.......... ______________________ It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not! |
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bullmoose wrote...
the older i get the more i refuse to grow up. Hell I going to be 58 this week and I still dont know shit about anythingI'm with you Bullmoose on that one! Thought I knew it all when I was young and rebelous. Now I'm an old fart and know I need to keep myself open for lessons all the time. I'm still young at heart though and love having a good time. Happy birthday by the way!   |
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