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Mo wrote over 3 years ago, Modified about 9 days ago THE HUSBAND STORE A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: 'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!'
There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The 1st floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited. |
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Seakers wrote over 3 years ago ya sounds about right. hahaha ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
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hutch78 wrote over 3 years ago lol, thats great ______________________ |
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RexTheRoadDog wrote over 3 years ago OK what is in the basement??? ______________________
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Dyna wrote over 3 years ago LMAO! brilliant! ______________________ It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not! |
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Seakers wrote over 3 years ago HAHAHA Rex!!! ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
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Fabulous. |
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BlvdCruiser wrote over 2 years ago Hell, there's no reason to go above the 2nd. floor !!!!!!!!!!!!!! It don't git any better than that !!! ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
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hgsc90 wrote over 2 years ago First wife was bargan basement Second wife was scratch and Dent Third wife was 2nd floor ---couldn't afford less........... |
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