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A biker was riding his v-twin when he collided with a little bird. Thanks to his helmet the biker was all right, but the bird looked dead. He was a kind man, and took the bird to a doctor. The doctor said that nothing was wrong with the bird, just knocked-out. So the biker, went home, built a coop to put the bird in. Put in a cup of water and some pieces of stale bread, then covered the coop. When the little bird woke up, he looked at the cell, the water and the stale bread, and thinks: I KILLED THE BIKER... |
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Poor bird! Lol ______________________ Hollywood
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BlvdCruiser wrote about 1 year ago Thats cute !!!!!!!!!! ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
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Hope it wasn't a Woodpecker from Alaska on a conference in Texas... the farther from home they are, the harder their p..... is! :-) |
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BlvdCruiser wrote about 1 year ago Blackpearl wrote...
Hope it wasn't a Woodpecker from Alaska on a conference in Texas... the farther from home they are, the harder their p..... is! :-)Had someone ask me one time "Do you think Woodpeckers get headaches ?" Thought about it for a while and said....... Nope.... They just get sore peckers !!!!!! ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
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Nice! Talk about getting your beak bent... ha! Watch out for that 'ironwood'... |
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Hoss1584 wrote about 1 year ago Nice one Blackpearl!! Had a laugh. |
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RexTheRoadDog wrote about 1 year ago Did a birdie tell you this one???? ______________________
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Woodpeckers, huh. Good one. |
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RexTheRoadDog wrote about 1 year ago Well you know that Pinocchio had a wood pecker.... ______________________
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Yeah and Raggedy Ann got thrown out of the toybox because she sat on Pinocchio's nose and kept telling him 'Lie, Lie!' |
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Seakers wrote about 1 year ago RexTheRoadDog wrote...
Well you know that Pinocchio had a wood pecker....I had a simmiler thought! lol  ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
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