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SEX AFTER DEATH

TACO Topics: 94 Posts: 1588	TACO wrote about 1 year ago SEX AFTER DEATH A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Marion " "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?" "No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona
DebraJo Topics: 22 Posts: 1731	DebraJo wrote about 1 year ago Didn't see that coming.. hehehe that was a good one. ______________________
Topics: 0 Posts: 1375	wrote about 1 year ago Good one Taco. ______________________ Hollywood
GroupieKilla87 Topics: 2 Posts: 71	GroupieKilla87 wrote about 1 year ago I'm gonna be eyeing the rabbits in Arizona a little differently now, thanks.
Topics: 4 Posts: 2702	wrote about 1 year ago LOL,

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