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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem ...

In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself".

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.

At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?".

The man answered, "Not that well ... when I fired the pistol my wife s*#@ on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!



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Now that's funny right thar.....LMAO!

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Holy Shit! HA HA HA!

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That's funny

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Thats funny.



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And now is new name is STUMPY.

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Sounds like he just added to his problems lol

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no ~ I think he 'subtracted from his problem'... ha ha ha! Playin' with the wrong shooter... ;-)

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AH AH AH!!! that's funny rite there...

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