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Polish sausage

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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
 
So, the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
 
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
 
The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
 
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?' If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
 
The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"
 
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,  "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
 
  
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

 

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lol

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LOL... ty i needed that laugh.

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Can't wait to tell that one to my polish girlfriend

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I love it! By the way its in isle 6....

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hahahaha, nice.

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LMAO! thanks for the laugh. Needed that today.

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