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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. So, the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?' If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot." |
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lol |
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LOL... ty i needed that laugh. ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
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Can't wait to tell that one to my polish girlfriend |
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I love it! By the way its in isle 6.... |
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hahahaha ______________________ |
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LMAO! thanks for the laugh. Needed that today. |
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