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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it — let alone turn it on – even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status.

 

Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.



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Boy I ain't going near that one.

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You win

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BAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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That's to funny

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ROFL (o:

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Dude I think I shed tears laughing my ass off!

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Good one,thats the story n I'm stickin to it !!! LOL

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Damn I bought one of those way back in 1970 rode it for 29yrs then it found a new owner,spent a little over 10 years afterwards just test driveing and roadtrippin well last year I signed up spoke up and saddled up for another one.I figure what the hell unless my life expectancy is off the charts it cant be another 29 yrs LOL

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There are some fates worse than death! LOL (oops, out loud!!! Damn it!)

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The poor bastards who can't figure out how to turn it on. Tis' a pity, it can be a great ride. ;)

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LMAO BDubs that you hit that one on the head :-D

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OH Hell Yea LOL

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BDubs wrote...
The poor bastards who can't figure out how to turn it on. Tis' a pity, it can be a great ride. ;)

Hell yeh - Your motorcycle, your rifle & your wife, if you ain't tweaking them for optimal performance why have them?

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sounds about right...even when your told how to do it......... guess it needs to come with a better operational manual yes?

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