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NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!
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HDBeech wrote about 1 year ago A Country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vise, secured it tightly, and removed the handle. Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said......
"Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the barn!"
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DebraJo wrote about 1 year ago YEE HAW!!! ______________________  |
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Chaz wrote about 1 year ago That hurts just thinking about it. ______________________ Chaz
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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webby wrote about 1 year ago OUCH that hurts |
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Carrie1957 wrote about 1 year ago I can't stop laughing..... hey, he doesn't have to cut it off...... his choice! ______________________
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RexTheRoadDog wrote about 1 year ago About a 12 on the pucker scale ______________________
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Seakers wrote about 1 year ago LOL ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
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chocmintz wrote about 1 year ago Why did I read this with MY legs crossed?? LMAO (o: ______________________  Hugs and smiles are the best gifts - free but worth their weight in gold |
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Olenorthpole wrote about 1 year ago My Dad told me once, "Once you're married, son; don't go looking for wild women; or you'll find one at home." |
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GroverN57 wrote about 1 year ago Good one...... |
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jamminfool wrote about 1 year ago Yep...I married a farmgirl, and am absolutely sure she'd do the same thing in that situation! |
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BlvdCruiser wrote about 1 year ago Oh damn !!!! ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
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