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TACO wrote about 1 year ago In a convent in Ireland,
the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed
trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink
but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey
that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little,
then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop. As her eyes brightened,
the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader. "Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us." She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said: "Don't sell that cow." |
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badirish wrote about 1 year ago LOL!!!! Jameson I bet!!! Except it does not brighten my eyes!! |
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TACO wrote about 1 year ago hahahaha...it makes them heavy huh? |
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badirish wrote about 1 year ago Nah..............Freakin real Blurry! |
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TACO wrote about 1 year ago apple pie will do that to ya as well....plus make ya see pink elephants |
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BOOF wrote about 1 year ago LMAO! |
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