Little Johnny was sitting on the curb with a gallon of Turpentine,
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A while later a Priest came along and asked Little Johnny what he had.

Johnny replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world.

It's called 'turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world, is Holy Water.

If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly,

she'll pass a healthy baby.'

Johnny replied, 'You take some of this turpentine
and rub it on a cat's ass,

he'll pass a Harley Davidson