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MDBikerGal wrote over 3 years ago The Love Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the daughter-in-law answered. 'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed 'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained. 'Love dress? But you're naked!' 'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me.' The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. 'What are you doing?' he asked. 'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually. 'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner? HE NEVER EVEN HEARD THE SHOT |
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fatboy wrote over 3 years ago very funny |
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DebraJo wrote over 3 years ago Silly man! ______________________  |
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hutch78 wrote over 3 years ago That one crack me up, lmao! ______________________ |
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HijinxApparel wrote over 3 years ago ha ha!!! that's friggin' great! |
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Dyna wrote over 3 years ago hahahahahahaha! I just spilt my morning coffee all over the key board....damn! funny as hell! ______________________ It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not! |
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Seakers wrote over 3 years ago That was Great!!! LOL ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
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