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99Savage wrote about 1 year ago A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says to the social worker, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Sir your timing is excellent; We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. * You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes. * All your clothing will be provided. * Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. * You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. * You will have to satisfy all her sexual urges. * You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. * Your starting salary will be $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're teasing me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." |
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BlvdCruiser wrote about 1 year ago I'll take that job !!!!!! ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
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highrisk wrote about 1 year ago Good one  ______________________  Hearts of fire Streets of stone Modern warriors Saddle iron horses of chrome |
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highrisk wrote about 1 year ago Good one ______________________ Hearts of fire Streets of stone Modern warriors Saddle iron horses of chrome |
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sjsak1 wrote about 1 year ago Now that is on heck of an offer! LOL |
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GaryTJ wrote about 1 year ago Me! Me! (Jumping up and down with arm raised high) I'll take that job! |
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