HER DIARY
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.

I was shopping with my friends all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit
late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.

He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong.

He said, 'Nothing.' 

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said he wasn't upset, that it had
nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. 

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.

He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior.

I don't know why he didn't say,'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost
him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. 

He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.

He continued to seem distant and absent. 

Finally, with silence all around us, I
decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. 

To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was
distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep -I cried.

I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are
with someone else.

My life is a disaster.
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HIS DIARY
 
My Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

I think Foxworthy said it best when he told women that if they ever are wondering what men are thinking, no matter what man or where he's at, the only thought in his head is:

"I wanna beer and I wanna see somethin naked"