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cnciaco wrote about 1 year ago The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.' Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.' St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? ' Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...' God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?' Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Ah, yes.' 'Well,' said Arthur , professional to professional, you have some major design Flaws in your invention ! 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!! 'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.' God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. 'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur , 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'. ______________________ Claudia & Clay IacovettoGet a grip on reality--AND CHOKE IT TO DEATH!!! |
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LOL! and God does have a point. ______________________ It is not something that can be inherited, nor can it be purchased. No amount of money can buy it. It is not for sale and it may not be borrowed. It isn’t a birthright and it doesn’t come easily. It must be earned. It requires honor, courage, and commitment. It’s the result of hardwork and even spilled blood. It is a sacrifice. It remembers those lives that went before. Once earned, it can never be taken away. You, and the brotherhood of the corps, maintain it forever. |
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Krum wrote about 1 year ago but Authur's invention still lets me ride her when I come home late. lol ______________________ Krum
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Krum wrote about 1 year ago  ______________________ Krum
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RexTheRoadDog wrote about 1 year ago ATTA BOY ARTIE!!!______________________
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ezzyrider wrote about 1 year ago Krum wrote...
but Authur's invention still lets me ride her when I come home late. lol... and Arthur's doesn't bitch or refuse me a ride when i've been riding others of his creatures... *this could go on a while* LOL ______________________ life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to scud in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming - wow, what a ride!!! |
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Krum wrote about 1 year ago LOL yes it could ______________________ Krum
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cnciaco wrote about 1 year ago You guys have heard the old saying "my 'one' of these can get me as many of 'those' as I want"--well, it holds true here as well!! ______________________ Claudia & Clay IacovettoGet a grip on reality--AND CHOKE IT TO DEATH!!! |
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ezzyrider wrote about 1 year ago TRUE! LOL ______________________ life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to scud in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming - wow, what a ride!!! |
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Hoss1584 wrote about 1 year ago I can throw my leg over anytime and no complaints. After being out with her can walk away from her no complaints. Only when I'm home my wife always compains!!!!!!!! |
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TheExtreme wrote about 1 year ago Chrome might not get you home, but it'll damn sure get ya laid. |
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ezzyrider wrote about 1 year ago TheExtreme wrote...
Chrome might not get you home, but it'll damn sure get ya laid.did i say it before?! i likes yer thinking big man! LOL ______________________ life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to scud in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming - wow, what a ride!!! |
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