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HDBeech wrote 11 months ago A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my tennis instructor dropped dead in the middle of my lesson." ______________________
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blurplebuzz wrote 11 months ago ROFLMAO !!! good one !!! ______________________ I aint here for a long time, I'm here for a good time
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GoFur wrote 11 months ago ouch! ______________________ GoFur Don't Matter What You Ride, As Long As You Ride!
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Seakers wrote 11 months ago Aww I thought it was the mail man. Lol ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
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BOOF wrote 11 months ago We call that a spite pregnancy down here..Some bastard had it in for him...CHEERS BOOF |
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BlvdCruiser wrote 10 months ago Thats funny right there !!!! ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
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Buddydog56 wrote 10 months ago OMG!!!!!!! wasn't ready for that!!! freakn' hilarious!!! |
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