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BlvdCruiser wrote over 2 years ago A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few mor demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, 'That was incredible!' He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps.After seventy-five laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath.He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?' 'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
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volcanrider wrote over 2 years ago LoL ______________________ Life is good. |
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hutch78 wrote over 2 years ago  lol______________________ |
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marybaby wrote over 2 years ago ahahaha.... something to be said for women with big biceps...lol |
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Suzithetailor wrote about 1 year ago  Good biceps come in handy. LOL! |
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