Dolly Parton and the Queen of England die on the same day around St Peter’s quitting time.

St. Peter: “I only have time to let one of you into heaven. I’ll have each of you tell me one quick reason why I should let you in and then I’ll decide.”

Dolly: Opening her blouse says “Look at these. They are God’s perfect creations without anything else coming close.”

St Peter: Agrees and turns to the Queen of England.

Queen: Without saying a word, the queen goes over to a toilet. Takes a dump and flushes the toilet.

St. Peter: says “OK Queen you can go on in.”

Dolly: Protests and asks “What was that all about? Don’t you see these?”

St Peter: Replies “Dolly. Even in heaven, a royal flush beats a pair.”