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Best Blonde Joke so far

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THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO
> FAR
>
> A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
> attractive blonde female neighbor came out of
> the house and
> went straight to the mailbox.
>
>
> She opened it then
> slammed it shut
> and stormed back into the
> house.
>
> A little later she came out of her
> house again went to the mail box and again,
> opened it, slammed it
> shut again. Angrily, back into the house she
> went.
>
> As the man was
> getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came
> out again,
> marched to the mail box, opened it and then
> slammed it shut
> harder than ever.
>
> Puzzled by her actions the man asked
> her, 'Is something wrong?'
>
> To which she replied, 'There
> certainly is!'
>
> (Are you ready? This is a
> beauty....)
>
>
>
> 'My stupid computer
>
> keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT
> MAIL!'
>
>
>

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lol

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OOOOOUUU that was funny...

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RexTheRoadDog

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HUH?

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Pinkmedicchick

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     me like that joke

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Pinkmedicchick Love ya.

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Oh my gosh thanks for the laugh. My job can be way to serious as most things in life can be if you let them.

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You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.
The first is given, the second must be earned.

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A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

‘You ok?' she says.

'Yes,' he says.

'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.

'It's best I stay here,' he replies.’

‘Why?' says the blonde.

The boy says, 'Because, I'm the f**king goalie.'

(FOOTBALL!!! (Soccer to you American Footy Heathens...lol...))


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