BED SHEETS

> >  > An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
 last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making
 several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest  episode
was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea
and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete
  loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and 
threw them out the hospital window.
 A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get
 the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a  tangled pile at his feet.
    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
 sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), 
and  who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
"What the heck Is going on here?"
 The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the sh*t  out of a ghost.!!!
 Happy Halloween

Now that is funny Thanks Taco

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