Wish I would have had this a few years ago !!!!!!

Well she's only two now.. but I'm getting a jump on things...I'm also share this with my son so that he understands that there are others like me out there.. better to know the rules now!

I swear you got this from my father!

The 1st time we took my step-daughter out with her boyfriend, my ex and his son talked about guns and hunting the entire time we were riding in the car. Poor kid, he was probably scared sh-tless the whole time. We had a good laugh at his expense.

I raised a son on my own and after having a step-daughter in my life, (who I love dearly and continue to have a good relationship with, even though her father is a dick) I was glad not to have had girls to worry about.

She may only be two now, but trust me you're going to go to sleep one night and wake up and she'll be a young lady, and there will be guys knocking at the door!!!  You will swear it was just last week when she was two.

I really like this one.  My daughter grew up before this became "fashionable", but I will be using it on my step son the next time he comes in the house with his underwhere hanging out!

Now this is GREAT!!!!!! I wish I had thought of this - It is being copied and sent to my wife and daughter..... Then it will be issued to the next boy coming within 3 miles of my daghter :)

My littlest one tried that crap one day with his trousers hanging down damn near to his knees. We were in wally world when he and his brother walked down another aisle. When the came back, little turd head was pimpin like a penguin. I said, "Boy, get your ass over here", "What the hell is wrong with you son?" He didn't say a word but big brother knew and he was laughing his ass off. I grabbed little man's trousers at the waist and commenced to yank upward as hard as I could. The poor little turd shot like a rocket straight up with the waist of his pants up around his neck looking like Pee Wee Herman. When I put him down he began bending over moaning as I asked him what was wrong? With a high squeaky voice he replied, "Pop, you broke my nuts."
Problem solved...

There is a certain ex-boyfriend of one of my daughters who might have benefited if I had this. I swear he is on my "Baseball Bat Bucket List."

AMEN to that approach... As a cub scout leader we have had to address this with the boys. While I'm not allowed to touch the boy to correct the problem. I teamed up with our resident raccoon in camp. The boys with their pants around their thigh found it really hard to run away.

Problem solved!!!!

I pittied my buddy Parris for the longest time. He's got two of the prettiest daughters ya ever seen and they're both now in their late teens and early twenties. I went over to his house for coffee one morning and as I walked thru the front door, I noticed what he called the "dating chair" sitting in a corner with an OLD double barrelled shotgun sitting beside it. He stated it causes the young "Gentlemen" to conduct themselves properly and bring his daughters home on time! Knowing Parris, it's probably loaded with Rocksalt and Baconrind... OUCH!!!

lol - I love this. I don't have a daughter (had 3 younger sisters and I got to play door man to a few).

My next door neighbor has a teen daughter just graduating HS now - she is a complete knockout...if she were my daughter I would be out of ammo by now.

I have three girls and a boy. Girls are 3, 5 and 17. I am doomed to a life of anxiety. However, I am fully prepared and just enough of a rotten, crotchety bastard with severe issues in regards to playing well with others (just ask my wife) to not really worry about the jail time I'll get when I dispense the appropriate measure of accountability. I just need them to get to 18yrs old so it will be considered an honorable confrontation. When I met the current boyfriend, he left the house in a slight sweat, with a little quiver in his upper lip when addressing me. But, he looked me in the eye and said yes sir at the correct intervals and shook my hand correctly enough to be able to hang around. It could have been more fun, but I showed restraint and, as I told my wife when she asked in front of him and their friends, "I didn't even call him a p#ssy" But I'm still doomed......

So, how did all of you guys handle the Dad's you had to meet, back in the day? I'll bet there are some good stories there, IF your willing to tell them!

I was a saint !!!!!!

As were all the guys I dated back in that era!!!
LoL    

We were 5 years old when we met. I was just one of the Kids in a small town that played together in a group of good friends. My now father-in-law was school board president and handed me my diploma. We never dated until we were 57 and married 2 months later. I was the Good Guy by that time when home town is 900 miles away from TEXAS. I was still just one of the Kids..

I was a horrible little horndog. I snuck into houses and spent the night. Waking up well before anyone else and walking blocks down the road to my dad's car that I had snuck out from the driveway as well. IEven snuck into other girls houses when my girl spent the night with them. if I sensed my daughter was dating someone like who I was......it would end badly......