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cnciaco wrote about 1 year ago The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." > "Very good," said the teacher. Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher. Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn (you remember him don't cha?). The teacher held her breath ... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!" Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?" "I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth." ______________________ Claudia & Clay IacovettoGet a grip on reality--AND CHOKE IT TO DEATH!!! |
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Seakers wrote about 1 year ago ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! ______________________ If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand Infront of Them! |
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BlvdCruiser wrote about 1 year ago Gotta love Little Johnny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ______________________ You should treat every man you encounter with respect, but treating a man with respect and respecting a man are two different things.The first is given, the second must be earned. |
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Suzithetailor wrote about 1 year ago LMAO! |
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