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An ode to odor
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fartking69 wrote over 2 years ago, Modified over 2 years ago A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song..... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you! |
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I guess I am one...... |
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Most people produce about 1-3 pints a day and pass gas about 14 times a day. Flatulence itself, although not life threatening, can definitely cause social embarrassment. This embarrassment is often the reason why you might seek medical help for excessive gas. History has numerous anecdotal accounts of flatulence, including Hippocrates himself professing, "Passing gas is necessary to well-being." The Roman Emperor Claudius equally decreed that "all Roman citizens shall be allowed to pass gas whenever necessary." Unfortunately for flatulent Romans, however, Emperor Constantine later reversed this decision in a 315 BC edict. |
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g wrote over 2 years ago oh god !! |
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tbone2013 wrote over 2 years ago Mozart you leave me speechless :P |
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Maybe way more than I needed to know, but a wealth of knowledge!!! |
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God made farts to stink so deaf people can enjoy them too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know Shut up ed ______________________ |
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hey .. i had horses for many years and my horse doctor always told me ... if ya here the horse fart.. then ya know all systems are working.....have to say it haas to be the same for all living things.... if the air can't get out we have a problem |
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