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A Beer Before It Starts
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AzRider wrote over 3 years ago A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started.
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GoFastGirl wrote over 3 years ago That is hilarious!!! |
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Lucky wrote over 3 years ago I just love this one!!!!
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Popper wrote over 3 years ago Wow, he at least got his second beer. I wouldn't have even got the first! |
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Kaki wrote over 3 years ago I would have served him the second...but he'd be walking funny after I did! ______________________ xxxxxxxx Kaki xxxxxxxx |
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RexTheRoadDog wrote over 3 years ago Ladies, please take it easy on us poor defenseless guys. ______________________
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jrobinson wrote over 3 years ago I said that to my wife and didn't see her for a week...then the sewelling went down in my right eye and I could see her a little. :) |
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Some guys have all the luck. At least he got in the door and sat down before it started!! |
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Squirts wrote over 3 years ago 15 years of marriage..... I can relate =) |
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DebraJo wrote over 3 years ago Just think, he could have grabbed a 6 pack before he sat down, and it would have taken even longer before it started. ______________________  |
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Steven wrote over 3 years ago How does real man open his beer?..........He doen't; it's opened when SHE brings it to HIM |
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Steven wrote over 3 years ago Okay I am sorry, I deserved to be smacked for that one |
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HA!HA! THATS FUNNY.. |
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Danleuning wrote over 2 years ago He has some big balls |
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g wrote over 2 years ago gid stuff .lol |
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kbaydave wrote over 2 years ago Really funny stuff... My wife even thought it was funny....! |
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GaryTJ wrote over 2 years ago Even my wife laughed at that one. LOL |
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HijinxApparel wrote over 2 years ago ha ha!!! that's excellent! |
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wolfhound wrote over 2 years ago LAMO...thanks for that,would probably not work in my house though;-) |
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Lucky wrote about 1 year ago still funny ______________________
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