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This is alarming


Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

In April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that
beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one
(1) hour
period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all
these men:-


1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.


3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!


"Life is tough.....but it's tougher if you're stupid" John Wayne

 



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ALL TRUE ,LOL

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Oh Moose you are gonna catch hell for that, but sounds reasonable to me.

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RexTheRoadDog

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that explains the lesbian thoughts I have been having


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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. 

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Biting my tongue!

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Claudia & Clay Iacovetto

Get a grip on reality--AND CHOKE IT TO DEATH!!!
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lol BullDog good one

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Finally....someone has figured it out...well done!!

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John Wayne was a SMART man!

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I've been drinking beer like it's water since I was 14 and till can't seem to grow my own vagina.

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hambone wrote...
I've been drinking beer like it's water since I was 14 and till can't seem to grow my own vagina.

 Hambone, if you had your own vagina.. you would not have time to get on Cyclefish to BS with us!

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DebraJo62

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Hambone, good luck with that project.  LOL

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 Hollywood

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Hambone.. I bet you check every day just to make sure. :)

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hambone wrote...
I've been drinking beer like it's water since I was 14 and till can't seem to grow my own vagina.


LMFAO!!! It would give a (w)hole new meaning to the phrase; "Go F Yourself"   

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