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Shouldnt Ronald mcDonald be like...Heavier? |
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Can a person be a closet claustrophobic? ______________________
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To the guy who asked if you are fat can you go "skinny dipping"? Nah.. just chunky dunking....LOL :0) |
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Are Blue Berries Blue ??? Or are they really Purple ______________________ ![]() Hearts of fire Streets of stone Modern warriors Saddle iron horses of chrome |
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Why is the word for fear of long words so long"hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"? |
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What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? ______________________
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Why do they call it "asteroid" when it's out of the hemisphere, but call it a "hemorrhoid" when it on your ass? |
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Is it really necessary from LA to have a zoo? |
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How come you see signs on the road that say 'End Construction' and there always is more construction???? ______________________ |
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If one synchronised swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too? |
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BOOF wrote...
If one synchronised swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too?With any luck... YES! |
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If fire fighters fight crime, and crime fighters fight crime.... What do freedom fighters fight? **** Why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways? |
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What happens if your scared half to death twice? |
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Where is Old Zealand? |
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Taking one from Larry the Cable Guy.... There is a high school called Hank Williams Junior High School, now he wants to know if it is... Hank Williams, Junior High School or is it Hank Williams Junior, High School He said it doesn't really matter cause no one graduates from it anyway... ______________________ |
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If you make cows laugh does milk come out their nose's |
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A few more to ponder... If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? What if there were no hypothetical questions? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?” What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? What was the best thing before sliced bread? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Can an atheist get insurance against acts of god? ______________________
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What animals would be in a zoo in Africa? Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? |
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Why can you but a revolver that fires 410 shotgun shells, but if you cut the barrel of a 410 shotgun shorter than 18" it's illegal? ______________________ ![]() "Not the owner of many possessions will you be right to call happy: he more rightly deserves the name of happy who knows how to use the Gods' gifts wisely and to put up with rough poverty, and who fears dishonor more than death." --Roman poet Horace (65-8 BC) |
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Why is common sense called common? it pretty rare! |
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