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What You Can Expect at an Adult Motorcycle Rally

  • Many of those that have never attended an adult motorcycle rally struggle between the desire to attend verses the fear of the unknown. It’s hard to get a good read on what an adult motorcycle rally is all about by checking out rally photos on the internet as 95% of the time they focus on the nudity aspect which paints a false narrative of these rallies and can even elevate ones personal insecurities.

    So, in an attempt to calm the fears and help to put aside those personal insecurities, the following should give anyone who has contemplated attending their first adult motorcycle a better feeling of what to expect!

    The People
    In some regards it’s not your average everyday biker that attends adult motorcycle rallies while in other regards, those that attend these styles of rallies are as average as the next guy or gal. Maybe the only real difference in one who does attend adult motorcycle rallies to one who does not is a greater carefree nature and of course their lack of modesty. Standing side by side, you would not be able to tell which biker attends adult motorcycle rallies and which does not. The people that attend these events are those same people that worked the fund raiser for child abuse last weekend and stood proud to watch their honor roll student get the science award. Some are blue collar while others are business owners and even professionals but most of all those that attend adult motorcycle rallies are just people who embrace the freedoms afforded to them as Americans and enjoy those freedoms to the fullest extent amongst their likeminded piers.  

    Adult Bike Games
    No self respecting motorcycle rally is without bike games and adult motorcycle rallies are no exception. There is very little difference between bike games at a mainstream motorcycle rally verses an adult motorcycle rally other than the female participants in the latter are quite often topless. The weenie bit is of courses the most popular of the adult bike games, there is nothing like watching a topless woman put a piece of meat in her mouth! Other adult bike games include the balloon bike wash, 2-up slow race and any other creative excuse bikers can come up with to get a half naked woman on the bake of her old man’s bike.

    Adult People Games
    Many of the well seasoned adult motorcycle rallies have grown their fame and notoriety through their adult people games. All these games are good natured fun with an adult twist. A topless hoola-hoop contest or big ball race is as entertaining as it gets. There are numerous people games each one with their own adult spin to it, all of which are entertaining to watch as well as participate in.

    The Infamous Wet T-Shirt Contest and More
    You haven’t experienced a wet t-shirt contest until you’ve seen one at an adult motorcycle rally. The t-shirt itself is a mere formality that rarely lasts through the first round. If you are easily offended you may want to opt out of watching this event as at some rallies, the wet t-shirt contest can get quite raunchy and often includes full nudity and strip club style antics. But it is all in good fun so if a little girl on girl rubbing does not bother you, stick around and cheer the ladies on as they are not performing for the money, they are performing for the love of bikers!

    What to Wear
    There is neither dress code nor any expectation of how bikers should dress at any adult motorcycle rally. Some lady bikers will spend the weekend wearing jeans and a t-shirt while others might wear little more than their bikini bottoms and a smile, it just depends on what moves each individual. There is not rule that says you have to show skin at an adult motorcycle rally and the fact of the matter is that most women do not, other than the occasional titty flash for a 20 cent string of plastic beads. Shorts and tank tops are the most common site you will see at these events, they make for comfortable hot weather attire. But some of the biker chicks that attend adult rallies dress to both impress and to show skin! A favorite with many of the ladies is the bikini tri top. These tops are convenient as the ladies can easily slide the triangle front panels to the side if they just happen to need to leave their breasts exposed for some reason. Ultra sheer tops are also a favorite way for the lady bikers to show their breasts without actually being topless and of course there are many that wear fishnet and fence net tops with nothing underneath them. Nipple pasties are a common site at adult motorcycle rallies as well. Some women wear them as a prelude t being topless later in the evening while for other, they are simply not comfortable showing their nipples.   Tight fitting booty shorts are also a common site at adult motorcycle rallies, worn by those biker babes that love to show off their backside! There just isn’t a right or wrong in what to wear, adult motorcycle rallies are about individuals being able to express themselves however they wish to without scrutiny from others. It’s a biker thing!

    Taking a Dip
    Many adult motorcycle rally locations include a river, lake or stream on-site. Of course cool water is a great attraction on a hot summer day and the freedom that an adult motorcycle rally provides has many a biker shedding their cloths and becoming one with nature. While most hit the water wearing a bathing suit, there will be those that have few inhibitions and will enjoy the refreshing water wearing little more than a pair of sun glasses. For many who have not experience this type of carefree environment, it provides them with a chance to experiment a bit with their own comfort levels. Many women who have never before been topless amongst others feel less inhibited in this environment and are able to shed both their remaining inhibitions along with their bikini tops for the first time in their lives.     

    Rarely does a newcomer to an adult motorcycle rally leave with a negative view of these events and in fact usually end up hitting the internet to shop for sexy rally apparel of their own to wear to the next adult biker event!